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Some upcoming dates for 2013
January 11th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
January 18th & 19th, The Seagull, Wardrobe Theatre Bristol
January 25th & 26th Shipwrecked! On Tour, New Theatre Cardiff
February 1st, Hagen & Chutzpah at Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lichfield
February 8th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
February 12th, Baby Grand Burlesque, Volupte
February 13th, London Cabaret Awards, RVT!
February 14th, Valentines Show, Bristol
February 16th, Private Booking, London
February 21st, Private Booking, London
February 22nd, High Tease, Komedia, Bath
February 28th, Beyond the Cabaret show at High Road House, Chiswick
March 2nd, Time for Tease, Volupte
March 8th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
March 12th, Baby Grand Burlesque, Volupte
March 13th, The Importance of Being Earnest, Battersea Barge
March 16th, Voluptea, Volupte
March 17th, Sunday Social, Hoochie Coochie, Bristol
March 23rd, Jo King presents the First Annual London Academy of Burlesque Alumni Show, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
March 28th, House of Burlesque Show, Volupte
March 29th, Baby Grand Burlesque, Volupte
March 30th, The Cat's Pyjamas presents Ooh La La!, Hull
April 4th, The Original Street Dancers present An English Country Garden, Volupte
April 5th, House of Burlesque show, Volupte
April 12th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
April 13th, House of Burlesque show, Volupte
April 18th, Hagen & Chutzpah at The Double R Club, BGWMC
May 3rd, The Original Street Dancers present An English Country Garden, Volupte
May 4th, The Original Street Dancers at Cats Pyjamas, Grimsby
May 10th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
May 12th, Hagen & Chutzpah at The Gilded Merkin, Nottingham
May 17th, The Original Street Dancers at Alternative Eurovision, Udderbelly
May 18th, Wet Spot, Leeds
May 24th, Friday Social, Mauretania, Bristol
May 25th, Private Booking
May 30th, House of Burlesque at the London Wonderground
June 6th, Under Construction, RVT
June 14th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
June 16th, Private Booking
June 26th, House of Burlesque at the London Wonderground
June 29th, Judge at Kinky & Quirky, Torquay
July 12th, House of Burlesque presents L'Amour, Madame Jojos
July 25th, House of Burlesque at the London Wonderground
2012
January 13th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
January 14th, The Burlesque Show, Royal and Derngate Theatre, Northampton
January 19th, Cabaret Salon, Volupte
January 22nd, Tea & Tassels, Volupte
January 26th, Show at Central
February 2nd, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
February 10th, An Evening of Burlesque, Haus Auensee, Leipzig, Germany
February 11th, An Evening of Burlesque, Anhaltisches Theater, Dessau, GermanyFebruary 12th, An Evening of Burlesque, Steintor-Variete, Halle, Germany
February 13th, An Evening of Burlesque, Alter Schlachthof, Dresden, Germany
February 14th, An Evening of Burlesque, Kaisersaal, Erfurt, Germany
February 15th, An Evening of Burlesque, Ballhaus, Zwickau, Germany
February 16th, London Cabaret Awards Ceremony, Battersea Barge
February 18th, An Evening of Burlesque, Portalen Teater, Greve, Denmark
February 22nd, Burlesque & Blues, Volupte
February 23rd, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
March 2nd, The Bluestocking Society Go West. International Women's Day Special, 7 On Red, Covent Garden
March 3rd, An Evening of Burlesque, Stevenage
March 7th, Burlesque and Blues, Volupte
March 9th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
March 15th & 16th, An Evening of Burlesque
March 17th, An Evening of Burlesque
March 19th, Greenwich Theatre Student Event
March 22nd, An Evening of Burlesque
March 23rd, Shipwrecked on Tour! Bishops Stortford
March 24th, Hagen & Chutzpah ON TOUR! Voodoo Deluxe, Milan, Italy
March 30th, Hagen & Chutzpah at La Reve, Cafe de Paris
March 31st, Hagen & Chutzpah at Burlesque at the Lowry, Manchester
April 1st, Tea and Tassels, Volupte
April 6th, Bluestockings present Bad Girl Friday, 7 Dials Club, Covent Garden
April 7th, An Evening of Burlesque, Clacton
April 13th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
April 14th, Dr Sketchy's, Nottingham & An Evening of Burlesque, Dunstable
April 21st, Hagen & Chutzpah at the Wet Spot, Leeds
April 26th-28th, An Evening of Burlesque
May 4th, Bluestockings present May the 4th Be With You, 7 Dials Club, Covent Garden
May 9th, Emerging Artists showcase, Greenwich Theatre
May 11th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
May 12th, Hagen & Chutzpah at Wam Bam, Cafe de Paris
May 15th, Gracie & The G Spots, Volupte
May 18-19, An Evening of Burlesque
May 23rd, House of Burlesque at Wunderland
May 24th, The Original Street Dancers at Hotcake Kitty!'s show, Shoreditch
May 25th, Hagen & Chutzpah at private party
May 26th, An Evening of Burlesque
May 27th, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
June 1st, Bluestockings
June 2nd, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
June 6th & 7th, Waiting For Stanley, Dugdale Theatre, Enfield
June 8th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
June 9th & 10th, 2012: An Olympic Vaudeville, Greenwich Theatre
June 15th, An Evening of Burlesque
June 16th, Sensuelle's Jubilee show, Bournemouth
June 20th, Waiting For Stanley at Jackson's Lane Theatre, Highgate
June 24th, Shipwrecked on Tour! Newcastle
June 27th, House of Burlesque Show, The London Wonderground
July 6th, Around the World show, Volupte
July 7th, Shipwrecked on Tour! Eastbourne
July 10th, Shipwrecked, Bury St Edmunds
July 13th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
July 14th, Shipwrecked, Guildford
July 18th, Burlesque & Blues, Volupte
July 20th, Shipwrecked, Hull
July 21st, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
July 21st, Time Out Live, Saturday Night at the Spiegeltent, London Wonderground
July 21st, The Original Street Dancers take on Secret Garden Party!
July 25th, House of Burlesque Show, The London Wonderground
July 26th, Shipwrecked, Llandudno
August 1st-27th, Waiting For Stanley, Assembly Roxy, Edinburgh Festival Fringe
September 14th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
September 15th, Shipwrecked on tour, High Wycombe
September 22nd, Burly Q, Sheffield
September 29th, Shipwrecked, Kings Lynn
October 5th, Shipwrecked, Coventry
October 12th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked, Madame Jojos
October 13th, Shipwrecked, Billingham
October 14th, Shipwrecked, Southampton
October 20th, Hagen & Chutzpah at the Wet Spot, Leeds!
October 28th, Shipwrecked, Watford
November 3rd, Shipwrecked, Redhill
November 18th, Shipwrecked, Derby
November 24th, The Original Street Dancers @ Kinky and Quirky, Torquay
November 30th, Night of the Bluestockings, Jacksons Lane Theatre, Highgate
Some 2011 dates
January 1st, Revolution @ Low Life, Corsica Studios
January 4th, London College of Fashion Show, Cochrane Theatre
January 27th, Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
January 29th, Tea and Tassels, Volupte
February 5th, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Lichfield
February 11th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
February 24th, Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
February 25th-28th, Burlesque Garden @ Viareggio, Italy
March 4th, Boom Boom Club @ Bathhouse
March 4th, Hagen and Chutzpah at La Reve @ Cafe de Paris
March 11th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
March 12th, Tea & Tassels, Volupte
March 12th, Elysian Nights @ Dirty Dicks
March 13th, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
March 18th, Boom Boom Club
March 19th, Burlesque! The Lowry, Manchester
March 20th, Pistol & Jack's Sunday Service
March 23rd, Private Party
March 24th, Bete Noir @ Madame Jojos
March 31st, Hagen and Chutzpah at Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
April 2nd, Time for Tease, Volupte
April 8th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
April 15th, An Evening with the House of Burlesque, Volupte
April 28th, "Will & Kate's Hag-Do" Wedding Spectacular - Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
April 30th, Kinky & Quirky, Devon
May 7th, Hagen and Chutzpah at Wam Bam Club, Cafe de Paris
May 13th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
May 14th, Elysian Nights
May 20th, High Tease, Reading
May 23rd, Hagen and Chutzpah at Kyabare, Bush Hall
May 24th, Work-in-progress version of Waiting For Stanley, Greenwich Theatre
May 26th, Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
May 27th, Hagen and Chutzpah at High Tease, Bath
May 31st, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 1st, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 2nd, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 3rd, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 4th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 7th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 8th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 13th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
June 15th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
June 16th, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
June 18th, Wet Spot, Leeds
June 23rd - 25th, Glastonbury Festival
June 30th, Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC
July 2nd, Hagen and Chutzpah headline Afternoon Tease, Volupte
July 2nd, House of Burlesque, Volupte
July 4th, The Global Premiere of "Beyond the Cabaret Presents...Hagen and Chutzpah's **Night of Stuff**" at Madame Jojos!
July 8th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
July 9th, Hagen and Chutzpah at King's Theatre, Portsmouth
July 21st, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
July 22-23rd, The Bluestockings hit Secret Garden Party
July 28th, Boom Boom Club, Old Vic Tunnels
July 29th, Boom Boom Club, Old Vic Tunnels
July 30th, Hagen and Chutzpah at Boom Boom Club, Old Vic Tunnels
August 10th, London Comedy Film Festival @Wilton's Hall
August 11th & 12th, Physic Garden, Southwark
August 12th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
August 14th-29th, Edinburgh Festival!
September 8th, An Evening of Burlesque, Doncaster
September 9th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
September 10th, Hagen and Chutzpah at BurlyQ, Sheffield
September 11th, An Evening of Burlesque, Wolverhampton
September 13th, League of the Extraordinary, Brickhouse
September 14th, League of the Extraordinary, Brickhouse
September 15th, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
September 16th, League of the Extraordinary, Brickhouse
September 30th, Judge at Burlesque Idol, Madame Jojos
October 13th-16th, Waiting For Stanley, Greenwich Theatre
October 14th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
October 21st, Le Reve, Cafe de Paris
October 22nd, Hagen and Chutzpah at WamBam, Cafe de Paris
October 28th, An Evening of Burlesque, Enfield
October 29th, Elysian Nights, Dirty Dicks
November 9th - 12th, Waiting For Stanley, Dugdale Centre, Enfield
November 17th, Bete Noire, Madame Jojos
November 18th, Around the World in 80 Minutes, Bridewell Theatre
November 23rd, Bluestocking Bad Debutante Ball, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
November 26th, 100 Watt Club, Aldershot
November 27th, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
November 29th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
November 30th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 1st, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 6th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 7th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 9th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos
December 13th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 14th, League of the Extraordinary, The Brickhouse
December 23rd, High Tease, Bath
2010:
December 20th, Frisky & Mannish Aftershow Party, Soho
December 18th, School For Scandal, Volupte
December 15th, High Tease, Komedia, Brighton
December 6th, Burlesque: Art or Bust? BGWMC
November 26th, High Tease, Komedia, Bath
November 25th, **Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC**
November 18th, Boom Boom Club, Bath House
November 17th, Last Days of Decadence - Ambassadors of Morocco Single Launch
November 12th, LadyFest 2010
October 28th, **Night of the Blue Stockings, BGWMC**
October 18-25, Clowning, Bilbao
October 16th, Afternoon Tease, Volupte
October 14th, House of Burlesque presents Shipwrecked!, Madame Jojos, Soho
October 10th, Bea Devile's Show, BGWMC
October 8th, Oxjam, Brixton
September 13th, Bloomsbury Theatre, Protest-the-Pope Fundraiser
September 11th, Tea and Tassels, Volupte
September 9th, **Night of the Blue Stockings, Volupte**
August 14th, Wam Bam Club, Cafe de Paris, London
August 7th, Time for Tease, Volupte, London
August 12th, **Night of the Blue Stockings, Volupte**
July 31st, Puravida, Dorset
July 30th, High Tease, Komedia, Brighton
July 21st & 29th, Earls Court Festival
July 20th, Tricity Vogue's The Night of Many Faces with Ms V, Anil Desai and moi
July 15th, Clowning @ Flay & DeVille Present Escape From Stalag Luft 32 DD, RVT, London
July 10th, The Fling, Chelmsford
July 10th, Time for Tease, Pigalle Club, London
July 9th, Headlining Feel Good Friday, Gillingham
July 8th, **Night of the Blue Stockings, Volupte**
July 3rd, BurlyQ, Sheffield
June 19th, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Staffordshire
June 15th, Scratch Performance of Waiting For Stanley, Jacksons Lane Theatre, Highgate
June 10th, Night of the Blue Stockings, Volupte
June 1st, Black & Blue Picture Show with Dusty Limits & Tricity Vogue, Volupte
May 29th, Kinky & Quirky, Exeter
May 13th, **Night of the Blue Stockings - Thinking Women's Burlesque Cabaret, Volupte**
May 10/17/24 Teaching@Danceworks, London (see www.londonacademyofburlesque.com for details!)
May 8th, Improvised Clown Show, Bethnal Green
May 4th-8th, Clowning with Spymonkey, Hammersmith
May 4th, Black & Blue Picture Show with Dusty Limits & Tricity Vogue, Volupte
April 21st, Special Guest at Tricity Vogue's The Blue Lady Sings, Volupte
April 8th, **Night of the Blue Stockings - Thinking Women's Burlesque Cabaret, Volupte**
March 30th, The Lambchop Magoo Show, Proud Cabaret
March 27th, Last Days of Decadence, Shoreditch
March 13th, Wam Bam Club, Cafe de Paris
March 13th, Burlistic! Laughter & Burlesque workshop with Audacity Chutzpah & Jo King (see www.londonacademyofburlesque.com for more info)
March 8/15/22/29, Teaching @ Danceworks, London (see www.londonacademyofburlesque.com for details!)
March 7th, Clown@Finger in the Pie Cabaret, Soho
March 6th, Improvised Clown Show, Bethnal Green
February 25th, Private Party, Madame Jojos, Soho
February 14th, Valentines Show, White Mischief, Proud Cabaret
February 6th, Time for Tease, Volupte
February 4th, Judge at the first heat of 2010's Tournament of Tease, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
February 1st & 8th, Teaching @ Danceworks, London (see www.londonacademyofburlesque.com for details!)
A selection of previous shows!
Winner of Tournament of Tease Final, Bethnal Green, December 2008
London Burlesque Week Valentines Varietease - Bush Hall
Goodtime Follies for Jo King, Madame Jojos, Soho
Finger in the Pie, Madame Jojos, Soho, May, October & December 2009
Finger in the Pie, Burlesque Cabaret, Jackson's Lane Theatre, London
London Burlesque Social Club - Burlesque Not Bombs, Madame Jojos, Soho
London International Festival of Theatre, Whoopee's 21st Century Music Hall, Barking, Essex
Night of the Blue Stockings, Volupte White Mischief @ Proud Cabaret
Kinky and Quirky, Exeter
The Glitter Room, Croydon
Volupte Respect! Volupte, London July
Glamour Toujours, Volupte, September-October
Time for Tease, Volupte
Smirking Sequin Comedy Club, London
La Luna Nel Pozzo, Italy
The Wet Spot Cabaret, Leeds
Last Days of Decadence, Shoreditch
Southwark Playhouse, London
The Modern Muse, Novas Gallery
Folly at Proud Cabaret London
The Lambchop Magoo Show, Proud Cabaret
Farewell Whoopee, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club
Intercultural Clown Showcase, Italy, March 2008 & March 2009
Clowning Workshop Facilitator & Devised Landscape Performance Project Coordinator, Dorset August 2009
Scratch performance of "Waiting for Stanley" at Finger in the Pie, Madame Jojos, Soho, October 2009
Improvised Clown Show, Bethnal Green October & December 2009